Got a new phone!!!!

I got an awesome new phone and I’m using it right now!!! It’s the HTC 1S and it is amazing, way better than the stupid piece of shit Samsung galaxy Q I had.

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.
Dr. Seuss
Never Have I Ever…

seriously-idgaf:

Let’s play “Never Have I Ever”. Cross out all of the things that you have done. You might just see that there are people just like you out there.

Sexual

  • Never have I ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend.
  • Never have I ever kissed a girl.
  • Never have I ever kissed a boy.
  • Never have I ever received/given a blowjob, hand job, eating out.
  • Never have I ever had sex.
  • Never have I ever fallen in love.
  • Never have I ever cheated on someone.
  • Never have I ever been cheated on.
  • Never have I ever sexted.

Life

  • Never have I ever gotten into a fight.
  • Never have I ever done something illegal.
  • Never have I ever gotten wasted.
  • Never have I ever used an illegal drug.
  • Never have I ever snuck out.
  • Never have I ever stolen something.
  • Never have I ever vandalized something.
  • Never have I ever lost a family member due to death.
  • Never have I ever been in a life or death situation.
  • Never have I ever been arrested.
  • Never have I ever been fired from a job.

Emotions

  • Never have I ever wanted to kill someone because in the moment I hated them that much.
  • Never have I ever been kept up at night due to guilt.
  • Never have I ever laughed so hard I cried.
  • Never have I ever been abused physically.
  • Never have I ever cried myself to sleep.
  • Never have I ever wished that I was someone else.
  • Never have I ever wanted to kill myself.
  • Never have I ever tried to kill myself.
  • Never have I ever felt like an outcast.
  • Never have I ever wanted to do something just so I would fit in.

Friendships

  • Never have I ever ruined my friendship with someone.
  • Never have I ever had a friend leave me for other people.
  • Never have I ever been kicked out of a friend group.
  • Never have I ever wished that I had different friends.
  • Never have I ever wanted to fuck one of my friends.
  • Never have I ever wished that I could be more than friends with someone.
  • Never have I ever wished I was friends with the popular people.
  • Never have I ever been friendless.

School

  • Never have I ever failed a test.
  • Never have I ever cut class.
  • Never have I ever had to eat alone.
  • Never have I ever failed a course.
  • Never have I ever been suspended.
  • Never have I ever received detention.
  • Never have I ever passed notes/texted in class.
  • Never have I ever made out with someone in school.
  • Never have I ever dropped out of school.
coca-cola:

Let’s take this poolside…

coca-cola:

Let’s take this poolside…

My new favorite song

My fathers day so far

So I woke up this morning like any other morning. I felt fine, I was going to wake up and go give my dad his present. Then it felt like my calf was going to explode out of my leg. I tried to hold in my pain, but I couldn’t take it. So instead of yelling “HAPPY FATHERS DAY!” I yelled “DAD HELP! COME HERE!” turns out I had a cramp in my leg which is called a charley horse? I thought that’s when you punch someone in the thigh and their leg goes limp, but my mom assured me that it is called a charley horse.

Pet Peeve

For anyone who isn’t in a relationship and has friends that are in a relationship, stop bitching. So many of my friends and my girlfriend’s friends are being so annoying and mean. One of her friends is jelous because she thinks that my girlfriend has everything, the looks and a good personality (which she does) and because of that she can get any guy she wants (which she probably could). She yells at my girlfriend and is mean to her all because she is jelous, so pathetic. One of my friends has a crush on my girlfriend, he’s never actually said anything about it, but its obvious he does. One time me and my girlfriend were having a fight and he told her that she should go on a break with me. He is my best friend! I was so mad at him and her friend and all of our other annoying friends, but I can’t do anything about it. My girlfriend says I can’t because it will cause drama and more trouble. Fuck people piss me off…..

productiveslacker:

They don’t sell R2D2 shorts so I painted my own :)
Painted by Areyna Schmidt (productiveslacker) 

productiveslacker:

They don’t sell R2D2 shorts so I painted my own :)

Painted by Areyna Schmidt (productiveslacker) 

collegehumor:

Eight Inefficient Cheat Sheet Techniques [click to keep reading]

funnyordie:

Racist Siri

This iOS isn’t very PC.